Kai Parker updated his status: You will all rue this day! RUE IT I TELL YOU!
Damon: Didn't I kill you?
Kai: Before or after we had sex.
Damon: After of course!
Kai: Oh ya but I came back to life.
Stefan: How?
Kai: Because I'm awesome.
Elena: Don't lie to yourself, I'm awesome.
Stefan: uh.....
Damon: Kai is a lot awesomer than you.. sorry
Elena: Whatever. Awesomer isn't even a word.
Damon: Whatever.
Stefan: .......
Kai: ANYWAYS, my plan is to kill all of you.
Caroline: You sound like Klaus.
Elena: ^^^^
Tyler: Ya you would know.
Caroline: oh shit..
Damon: OOOO BURN BITCH.
Kai: Guys we get so off topic..
Damon: Your annoying, I can't believe I ever stuck it in you.
Elena: That's disgusting.
Damon: Your disgusting.
Elena Gilbert blocked Damon Salvawhore.
Kai: I'm actually done with all of you.
Kai Parker killed himself because everybody is annoying him.
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