Starlisha's book of complete awesomeness

meh boyfriend

Me: guys!guys!guys! Guess what?!
Everyone: what?
Me: ah gots meh a boyfriend!!!!
Chance and Sonic.EXE: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Me: yeeeeeesssss....and, sadly, for you, it's neither of you. It iz....wait for it!!
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Oh yeah!! I can't tell you. Its a secret!! And plus, Sonic.EXE will eat his soul and chance will chop him up. And Roselina...I don't know what she'd do. Probably something scary...like always...she's small, but frightening...to you guys. But not to me. Yeah she...power punches me in the arm, but she will whip yo butts if you do something wrong!! And I will let her off her leash to do it!!
Everyone: O~O?
Me: (:V)