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Lazy Day

Scourge: *sitting on the couch with right leg over the arm rest and left leg spred to the left* lazy day.
Me: *walks in* hey, bruh, scoot over. That's meh spot! û^û
Scourge: no can do star! Imma having a lazy day! Like everyday I'm having one!
Me: well, we'll just have to cut lazy day in half, I want meh spot.
Scourge: ô~ô
Me: ò-ó
Scourge: û~û nope
Me: MOVE OR I'LL MAKE YOU!!
Scourge: eh..*rolls eyes*
Me: well can you at least close you're legs? I can see you're boner you always have because no one will fuck you.
Scourge: yous sayin' you want to fuck me? >:)
Me: DX ahhh!! No!! Please close you're legs!!
Scourge: -^-
Me: IT SMELLS LIKE FISH!!
Scourge: and how do you know exactly how that area smells?
Me: >:-[ because you're legs are open right now.
Scourge: so?
Me: I'M THE TOP BITCH IN THIS HOUSE!! MOVE IT!!
Scourge:or what? If you're the top bitch, then you're my bitch. û_û
Me: >:) okay...we'll see who's who's bitch minute!! *walks away to the kitchen*
Scourge: finally! ^_^
Me: *smirks evily and transforms into shape of mouse* he!he!! *runs back into living room and crawls under couch*
Scourge: wonder here she went..oh well.
Me: *lights a fire under him*
Ha!!
Scourge: what's that smell?
Me: IT'S FISH COOKING!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Scourge: ahh!! *jumps off the couch and rubs butt* ow. I'll have lazy day beside you then!!
Me: nupe. Dis mah couch bitch!!
Scourge: *jaw falls open* D:
Me: that's right! It's mah lazy day!!
Scourge: this isn't over, I'll get mah revenge!! >:)
Me: ^w^