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Ares

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by Crazy_Booknerd

by Crazy_Booknerd

Ares updated his status

WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENTS

Clarisse: ...dad?

Ares: W

Ares: A

Ares: R

Ares: WARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWAR

Franks: um...

Ares: FIGHT!!!!! WAR!!!!!!!! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frank: should I be concerned?

Ares: KILL EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

Frank: I'll take that as a yes

Clarisse: what happened to him?

Ares: war?

Dionysus: he got into my wine...

Ares changed his name to WAR

Athena: this is y we dont let him get drunk

WAR: LETS KILL EVERYBODY IN A WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frank: or we could have peace

WAR: NO PEACE

WAR: ONLY WAR

WAR: WE NEED WAR!!!!!!!!!!

Zeus: I locked him in his room until hes sober again

Leo: so hes not gonna kill me?

Zeus: probably not

Leo: PROBABLY?!?!?

Zeus: probably

Leo: im gonna go hide now