Percy updated his status
Did you ever realize that the gods are characters from the Big Bang Theory?
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Leo: 0.0
Annabeth: i dont think thats true. . .
Zeus: its not!
Athena: calm down and let percy clarify what hes saying. . .
Percy: well, when we sit on your thrones, youre all like "thats my spot!" and killing people
Hermes: yeah. . .
Jason: and dionysus is always drinking just like penny
Dionysus: am not!
Zeus: only bc ur not allowed to
Dionysus: >:(
Annabeth: should I be concerned that this is actually starting to make sense
Hazel: I get what u mean. . .
Hades: i dont. its stupid
Percy: ur just mad bc ur raj
Hades: wat
Leo: percy? hes not indian
Percy: no, but he cant talk to girls and is funner to be around when hes drunk
Jason: 0.0
Percy: ?
Hades: cant talk to women?
Percy: u kidnapped ur wife
Leo: um. . . ya might wanna stop. . .
Hades: when have u seen me drunk?
Percy: well, im just assuming since ur such a killjoy sober
Frank: PERCY
Jason: he ded
Hades: . . .
Hades: do u wanna take that back?
Percy: no
Hades: u sure
Percy: y would i?
Annabeth: PERCY
Percy: *remembers that hades is a god*
Percy: oh yeah. . .
Percy: 0.0
Hades: *raises eyebrow*
Percy: i. . . am extremely sorry
Hades: that didnt seem very sincere. . .
Percy: PLEASE DONT KILL ME
Hades: i dunno
Percy: PLEASEDONTKILLMEIMSOSORRYFOROFFENDINGYOUYOUAREVERYGREATPLEASETAKEPITTYONADUMBPUNYMORTALIDONTWANNADIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hades: . . .
Hades: fine
Annabeth: *relaxes*
Hades: were u going to fight me?
Annabeth: no. . .
Annabeth: Of course not, Your Greatness.
Hades: ok
Hermes: r u using proper grammar to make it seem like ur not lying?
Annabeth: shhhhh
Hermes: i like this girl
Percy: so have we all agreed that the gods are the big bang theory?
Zeus: y dont u drop this matter or i'll destroy u with my master bolt?
Percy: . . . k. . .
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