Uchiha One-shot and funny pics

Sasuke is everywhere

Sasuke left konoha to gain power, but he also wanna be a hokage. What if sasuke keep in touch with konoha in disguised, while naruto trying to find him. What happen? This is also why sasuke never miss naruto...
-Monday-
Naruto is looking for sasuke on the hokage building, sasuke was dress as Mexican dude
Naruto: hey mister?
Sasuke: wut?
Naruto: i'm naruto, have you seen my lost friend sasuke?
Sasuke: no
Naruto: oh i see, well what's your name?
Sasuke: sasque
Naruto: thank you for your time!!!

-2 weeks later-

Naruto was searching for sasuke yet again...sasuke was disguised as a gay person
Naruto: hello sir! I'm naruto, Have you seen my friend sasuke?
*He hold up a picture of sasuke in his Phone*
Sasuke: i'm sorry boy~ i haven't see such handsome man
Naruto: you look familiar, what's your name?
Sasuke: umm...sasgay!
Naruto: what a weird name....thanks for your time!!!
Sasuke: phew...

-5 month later-
Naruto search for sasuke. Again. And found a weird looking ducky costume
Naruto: uhh...hey mister, i'm naruto
Sasuke:...quack?
Naruto: o...kay, have you seen my friend sasuke?
Sasuke: no. Quack
Naruto: oh okay! What's your name?
Sasuke: uhh....duckbutt
Naruto: *trying to hold his laugh* okay mister, have a nice day. Oh and-
Sasuke: leave me alone quack!

-like what, three years later?-

Naruto does the same thing, searching for sasuke in the orochiok's place
Boom!!!!
Sasuke: naruto, I-
*naruto place money on his pocket*
Naruto: if ur gonna dress like a stripper, i'll treat you like a striper ...
Sasuke: that's right! I'm not sasuke! I'm stripersuke
TADAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the answer