Princess Pony Adventures Book 1 The Poo Whom Spoke

Chapter 2 " Jason's Morning"

Jason Star woke up next to 35663215432245789864324678975421252186 bags of Doritos. He yawned as his dad called him down for breakfast. He went down stairs wearing his handsome school uniform. His dad made him honey oats. He texted his brother from another mother "Hey bronie, party at Earth stars tonight. You comin?" "Nah, sorry bronie, I'm gonna go to my bronie ball game😋Said Pete Star. "You sly dog, Pete." Jason texted Pete. "How's SlyDogPete?" Asked his younger brother,Niall. He was REALLY fat!" Jason said,"Being a sly dog." He snatched his backpack and ran to school.