Dad jokes

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#1. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles.

#2. What happens when you foolishly tap dance? You fall in the sink.

#3. I used to have a job making shoes for clowns, it was no small feet.

#4. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor.
Doctor who?

#5. Knock knock
Who's there?
I did a pppp-
I did a pwho. (Credits to Bobbilinski)

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 16, 2015 ⏰

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