If you ever become cold stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees.
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could see myself doing.
Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, "Eooooohaaaaammmmmuuuuaaaaahhhhhhh!" And the second one turns to the first and says, "Frank, what is wrong with you?"
Okaay, these ones made me crack up!
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1FOREST1
Why was six afraid of seven? .............. Because seven was a registered six offender!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Flower On The Sidewalk
Historia Corta"I hate you." "I love you..." "I hope you die!" "I am..." "Go to hell!" "I don't want to..." "...." "...."
