Child: Mom, do we have to listen to the Beatles?
Me: Yes.
Child: But we don't even like them..
Me: *pulls over* John. George. Get out.
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Here's my version:
Me: WELL SHE WAS JUST SEVENTEEEEN-
Kids: NO MOM NOT AGAIN
Me: JAMES JOHN, RITA, PENNY LANE, JASPER, SHUT UP
Kids: BUT WE'RE SICK OF THE BEATLES
Me: WELL THEN GO GET BACK TO WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED KIDDIES
Me: IN UR ROOM
Kids: .-.
Me: SEE YA ACROSS THE UNIVERSE IN NOWHERE LAND