A Rant-Like Thing

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(A/N) So after I wrote this I realized it was kinda like a rant and might hurt someone's feelings. Hopefully this won't start a war .-.

K CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FOR A SECOND HERE?

SO I'M CHECKING MY FOLLOWERS RIGHT AND I KEEP SEEING THIS LIL THING:

Our Flag: █♪█
Our President: John Lennon
Vice President: Paul McCartney
Our Secretary of State: George Harrison
Our Speaker of the House: Ringo Starr
Our language: Liverpudlian.
Our anthem: Hey Jude.
Our Country: Beatleville.
Put this on your profile if you're a true Beatlemaniac!

And I say to myself: THIS IS ALL WRONG NOPE

1) WHY IS JOHN THE PRESIDENT DON'T YOU ALL KNOW RINGO IS PRESIDENT THERE IS LITERALLY A SONG ABOUT IT

2) WHY IS THE FLAG SO BORING THIS IS THE BEATLES FOR RINGO'S SAKE

3) LIVERPUDIAN IS YOUR LANGUAGE REALLY GUYS CAN YOU JUST SAY ENGLISH

4) WHY IS HEY JUDE THE ANTHEM IF IT WAS WRITTEN FOR JULIAN?

5) WHY IS THE COUNTRY CALLED "BEATLEVILLE"? SHOULDN'T IT BE PEPPERLAND OR NOWHERE LAND? WOULDN'T ONE OF THE CITIES BE CALLED BEATLEVILLE?

6) "Put this on your profile if you're a true Beatlemaniac!" Ohkay sweety I don't think you understand what "chain posts" are. Also, the term "true beatlemaniac" is just stupid. Anyone who likes The Beatles can be a "true beatlemaniac". It doesn't matter if you know a million facts about them and have all the merchandise or barely know the lyrics to any songs and have no merchandise. IT DOESN'T MATTER CAN WE ALL JUST STOP JUDGING WHO IS A "TRUE" BEATLEMANIAC AND WHO'S A "FAKE" FAN??!




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