When Arthur Visits

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Me: *sits on chair at the airport* *checks list like in media*
Arthur: *arrives* Where's that bloody got America
Me: *put special cloth on his face*
Arthur: *passes out*
Me: *places him in a LARGE box* *gives it to mailman*
Mailman: *takes t* Ma'am. Why is this so HEAVY?
Me: Listen just send it to Virginia!
Mailman: But-
Me: *death glare* Send this package *turns 2P* Or never see light again
Mailman: Yes ma'am
Me: *turns normal* *smiles* I just love my ships sailing!
Arthur: *shipped to QueenOfTheSquirrels-'s house*

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