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"I Dare Pacifica To Be A Matchmaker For The Gems! *opens portal*"

Pacifica: Yay!!!! I'll fix up their love lives!!!!

After all that love life talk

Pacifica: IM HERE!!! Wait.... A BEACH!???? Yeah!!!

Garnet : *punches huge huge Demon Like Square*.

Steven: *pulls up shield* NO TOUCHING GARNET!!!!!

Amethyst : *ties pearls spear onto wip* TAKE THIS SON OF A-

BFOOOOM

Steven: *bubbles gem*

Pacifica: Why would you hurt that cute cube!!!???

Steven: Huh?

Garnet: You. It's not safe here.

Pacifica: Im a magical unicorn range-

Pearl: I've never seen a thing called a "Unicorn" .

Amethyst: Is It A Food!?

Pacifica : Y'all have no lives!!! Anyways, I came to fix your romantic lives!!!

Amethyst : Pshhh, steven has a Connie! *laugh*

Pacifica: Purple Girl! You can hang out with that donut man!
And you, Tall Skinny lady, You Can Go With him! *points to mayor *

Garnet: I'm already in a relationship.

Pacifica: Oops! Gotta go!!!!

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