-A/N // In this chapter I would be talking about Iggy Azalea and if you feel offended by it please don't hate me for this, I just really don't like her. And if you agree on what the text says then don't comment hate on her either. Okay? -
Asshton: It's been a week and you still haven't told me your name :[
Asshole: patience old one. If I tell you, then I'll have to kill you
Asshton: I'll even let you flirt with me
Asshole: I will keep flirting with you even when you don't want me to
Asshton: Please???
Asshole: how about instead I'll give you hints?
Ashton: Okay...
Asshole: This celebrity die in 2009, he was known for the King of Pop, his contributions to music and dance, along with his publicized personal life, made him a global figure in popular culture for over four decades.
Asshton: I was going to say Iggy Azalea because you said the person die
Asshole: But she didn't...
Asshton: I know but her fame did, then you said this person was known at the King of Pop but I have no idea who...
Asshole: Second hint; This guy played for the Chicago Bulls and Washington Wizards at the NBA, he was also lasted seen with Kendall Jenner
Asshton: Dude, I seriously don't know. Isn't there a cartoon character with your name???
Asshole: Umm, not that I know of...
Asshton: Just tell me before I feel even more stupid :]
Ashton started feel self conscious because he couldn't guess the name on the first try. He didn't want to seem stupid when texting the stranger. For some reason, it bothered him a little too much. He wanted to go find the answer on Google but felt like he would still have his name wrong. So he didn't.
Asshole: Lol it's Michael, you know like Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan???
Asshton: Ohhh, I rarely listen to Michael Jackson and I'm not a fond of basketball :P
Asshton: But now I feel like I had accomplished life goals because I know your name
Ashton went to his contact and change 'Asshole' to 'Michael'.
Michael: Dude chill, you only accomplish life when you get a blow job from me ;)
Asshton: You always ruin everything smh!
Michael: just like I'm gonna ruin you soon
Asshton: I stg someday I'm gonna punch you in the face
Michael: sorry, I'm not really into fisting :/
- read)Michael: Ashton ??
Michael: are you really going to ignore me now ??
- readMichael: you know it says that you read it
Michael: for duck sakes Ashton answer me
- readMichael: I meant duck
- readMichael: I mean fuck
- readMichael: ugh fuck you Ashton
Asshton: I think it's the other way around
Michael: ASHTON !! :)))
- readMichael: never mind, fuck you !

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