Wrong Number •Mashton•

5. Put The 'D' In 'U'

Michael: would you ever tell me who you are????

Michael: I wana knowwwwww :(

Asshton: Nopeeee ;)

Michael: *dramatic sigh*

Michael: *slowly falls on the ground with a dramatic sigh*

Asshton: Are you done being immature???

Michael: please!!!! with a cheery on top of a banana :)))

Asshton: This --> :))) looks like a a smile with a bunch of chins

Michael: :)))))))))))

Asshton: :))))))))))))))))))))

Michael: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))

Asshton: :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Michel: are you done yet?

Asshton: :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Michael: and you called me immature :')

Asshton: Yes I did and don't mock me asshole

Michael: You should send me nudes

Asshton: You should send me pick up lines

Michael: okay, hold on

Michael: you know what I'll do if I could rearrange the alphabet?

Asshton: what...?

Michael: put the d in u ;)

Michael: were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Michael: the drink: $6, the room: $100, the night with you?: priceless.

Michael: I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Asshton: I blushing really bad right now, I feel so flustered my ears are turning red

Micahel: seems like your suffering from the lack of vitamin me ;)

Asshton: Ten point for gryffindor

Michael: ten? just ten? no more dick pics

Asshton: c'mon baby don't be like that :[[[[[

Michael: i'm sorry daddy

Asshton: One hundred and thirty points for gryffindor

Michael: you still ain't getting no dick pic

Asshton: It wouldn't even matter because it's the size of a tic-tac
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Asshton: Are you ignoring me now???
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Asshton: How mature of you Michael
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Michael: well look how the tables have turned ;)