Book 1: A whole new life (Naruto fanfic)

Chapter 2: Waking up in Naruto

Heya peeps!!!!! Really hope you enjoy this chapter!!!!!

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Shut up

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I said shut up

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"I SAID SHUT UP DAMNIT!!!" I yelled

...........Wait a second............since when did birds start chirping in my room.... More importantly. Why is my bed so uncomfortable? I groggily opened my eyes only to be greeted by a blinding bright light. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!! Just kidding.

After I recovered from my..... little episode, I noticed something different about my room .............Hmm.

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Wait a minute ...........THIS ISNT MY ROOM!!!!!! THIS IS A FREAKIN' FOREST. How in mother chocolate fudge on a cracker did I end up here!? (Yeah. I just went there)

I slowly stood up and looked around. I noticed something strange. Very strange. Why the fudge monkeys does everything look so anime-ish all of a sudden? I must be going mad. I think. I noticed my Ipod right by my feet. Oh my Ipod!! My sweet, sweet Ipod!!!

I picked it up with my small hands and -wait, SMALL!!?? What's going on today!? I think my entire appearance might have changed. Well might as well find out.

I put my Ipod in my back pocket and walked over to a nearby river. And what I saw shocked me. My waist long chocolate brown hair was now replaced by short, raven hair that lightly brushed my shoulders and my previously coal black eyes now replaced with big, innocent shocking blue ones.

.........................Well this is.....shocking.

Don't mean to brag or anything but.........I . Am . ADORABLE!!!!!!! I look like a super duper cute five year old kid. I mean it stinks to know that I'm no more twelve and stuff, but this cute little face could get me anything I want. Hehehe.

"Yo, kid. What are doing all the way out here?" Asked a strangely fimiliar voice. Now where have I heard that voice from?

....................... Eh. Might as well turn around and find out for myself.

And so I turned around only to come face to face with ................................. KAKASHI HATAKE!!!!!!!!!?????? Am I missing something here? He looks so much younger though. And sexy!!!

And for some odd reason his eyes were sparkling as he looked at me. Like a-child-that-just-opened-a-super-amazing-Christmas-gift kinda sparkle. I was creepy.

"So cute....." he squealed softly, his cheeks tinted a light pink. I blushed a bit as he stared straight into my eyes.

It must be a few years before the first episode 'cause of how young and stunningly hot he looked. Even with the stinkin' mask. 

But that didn't stop me.

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"Your Kakashi. In . The . Flash. Oh my god!!" I said happily, hugging Kakashi around his legs. Hey I'm short, okay?