louis: niall really needs to not go on my phone.
louis: but thanks for the gift.
louis: i appreciate it.
harry: no problem, love. feeling any better?
louis: yeah, i was honestly asking for it to happen. i tried to hit him.
harry: tried?
louis: yeah, he stopped me.
harry: but you had a reason probably.
louis: how much did niall tell you?
harry: that he hit you and you broke up.
louis: so not much
harry: what else happened?
louis: he was kinda cheating
louis: he was a shit boyfriend anyway
harry: why would someone ever cheat on you
louis: because i'm me
harry: you're perfect
harry: my smol louis
harry: cum to me
louis: no
harry: :(
harry: can i tell you a joke?
louis: if it's not bad, sure
harry: i promise it's not
harry: okay
harry: what did the pedal say to the shoe?
harry: stop stepping on me
louis: that was so basic
louis: i'm gonna go kill myself, thanks harry.
harry: don't leave me
harry: i'm sorry
harry: louis
harry: louisss
louis: jfc harry niall came in the room.
harry: oh
louis: yeah
harry: shit, zayn wants me to go get food
harry: i'm thinking salad.
louis: ugh
harry: they would probably ignore me for like a week
louis: get pizza
louis: and send the whole box to me.
louis: niall and i can eat it
harry: okay
louis: i wish
louis: i'm too lazy to get some food.
louis: niall probably is too.
harry: i have to go now, boo
louis: we're doing nicknames now?
harry: uh
harry: um
harry: bye
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liam: m8
liam: harry wnt stop talking abt u
liam: tell him 2 shut the hell up
louis: he talks about me?
liam: yeah, its rly annoying
louis: cute
liam: ugh, grosss
liam: i need a new plc 2 live
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louis: are you serious
louis: i thought you were joking
louis: niall came behind my ear yelling "free pizza"
harry: consider it my first gift to you as your sugar daddy
louis: don't say that harry
harry: why not :(
louis: bc i don't want you to buy me stuff.
harry: it's only a pizza.
louis: that's how it starts i bet.
louis: and then you want me to move in
harry: it was a joke, louis
louis: i'm kidding, harry, it's late and i'm tired.
harry: mhm, even though it's only 8:23.
louis: goodnight harry
harry: night, angel
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