A-IT COULD BE😍😍
A-Baby les go
L-I wish
L-I'm in a pissy mood just as a warning
A-What if i make you not in a pissy mood
L-Try me
A-You want me to try you ;)
L-Fuck off
A-Gladly baby
A-I'll fuck off while texting you
L-Gross
A-Is that your new word for wanking or jerking off or straight up masturbation
L-You irritate my soul
A-Don't you gross me you asked for this
A-Baby I'd rather fuck off up your ass
A-Don't be like that Princess
L-I fucking punched Calum twice today wanna keep going
A-Yeah I do
A-I'm across the world
L-Don't fucking remind me
A-Baby :(
L-I'm sorry Ash I'm just in horrible mood
A-Lemme fucking fix it before you snap at me again
L-Okay
A-So what happened
L-First, I got up early to get ready for a job interview and fell in the damn shower because Calum left his lube in there, then I left the house and got stuck in traffic, then I was late to interview and the woman tried to come onto me but I shoved her off and left, then I went home to change and I lost my keys so I was locked out of the house until Calum came to unlock the door, then I went to the doctor's office and the nurse told me I was overweight and I just about cried right then and there, she even gave me a dieting pamphlet, and the doctor gave me like four shots AND drew blood, now the elevator's stuck and has been for an hour plus I have to pee and I'm hungry
A-Are you fucking shitting me
L-No
A-YOURE THE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF OVERWEIGHT IM FLYING BACK THERE SO CUT A BITCH
L-Um
A-YOURE 6'4 AND HAVE A FUCKING THIGH GAP
A-FOR FUCKS SAKE
A-IM GOING TO CUT. A. BITCH.
A-FUCKING HELL
A-WHAT THE FUCK
A-FUCK
L-I did gain two pounds
A-KILL ME
A-WHAT THE HELL LUKE
A-ARE YOU FUCKINH
A-IM
A-FUCK YOU
A-FUCK YOUR DOCTOR
A-FUCK EVERYTHING
A-IM HEAVIER THAN YOU AND IM 6 FOOT
A-LUKE??
A-I STARTED OFF HORNY AND NOW IM JUST FUCKING PISSES OGF
A-DAMNIT LUKE
L-I'm sorry Ash
A-I mean what the fucking hell Luke
A-Kinda pissed
A-You can't tell me you're fucking overweight
L-I didn't think I was
L-I thought I was okay
A-YOURE UNDERWEIGHT
A-HOW FUCKING DUMB IS YOUR SHITTY DOCTOR
L-I don't mean to be Ash I'm sorry
A-God FUCK
L-I'm sorry for making you mad
A-I'd rather be horny and cock blocked than pissed going to bed
L-I'm sorry Ash please don't be mad
A-You're not fucking overweight
L-😘 here's my virtual goodnight kiss
A-I can just leave my boyfriend
A-Whatever goodnight
L-Goodnight Ash
L-I'm sorry
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