A-WOOOO BABY WE'RE COMING
L-G O O D
A-WOW SEEMS FUCKEN SARCASTIC TO ME
L-No I just need to see you soon
L-Like badly
A-YEAH IM GETTING BLUE BALLS
L-Cool man
A-And I'm going to make you fix that for being a little slut
L-Eh
A-Fine I won't go
L-NO
A-Whelp
L-I have a damn migraine and my currently ex best friend is blasting screamo in my living room
A-Ex best friend
L-Yeah I can't wait til Michael can distract him
L-I can't deal with his shit much longer
A-"Distract him"
L-sex^
A-You mean fuck him
L-Yea
L-I can't even fucking tell him to turn it down because his phone is in here and I'm not risking it by going out there
A-Ha
L-I wish you were here already so you could cuddle me
L-I'd cuddle my head into your chest and you'd help block out some of the sound
A-And fuck you maybe that'd block the noise
A-You screaming
L-Yes because that helps with a migraine
A-Yep
A-Definitely
L-Dumbass
A-I'm your dumbass
A-Lol jk because you're mine
L-No
A-You can't dominate me
L-I'm your Princess
A-Yes you are Princess
L-☺️
A-I'm so excited I'm finishing packing my bag and then I'm probably going get a snack before we head to the airport
L-I can't wait til you can snack on my ass
L-Oops
A-Shut up Luke if I try to get on a plane with a boner then they're gonna see if it's a weapon and grope me
L-Lol grope
A-Luke
A-Do you want someone to touch my dick that isn't you
L-No but grope's a funny word
A-I'm going to grope you
L-It sounds like you're going to rape me
L-Grope sounds like another name for touching without consent
L-Ew
A-I will still grope you
A-I'm not giving you a safe word tonight
L-Well okay
L-But I may just have to knee you in the genitals
A-Bitch
L-I'm not a female dog with puppies
A-Super cunt
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