Boy: Dad I got a girlfriend
Dad: Nice, is she hot?
____________________
Girl: Dad I got a boyfriend
Dad: *Loads Shotgun*
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Boy: Dad I got a girlfriend
Dad: Nice, is she hot?
____________________
Girl: Dad I got a boyfriend
Dad: *Loads Shotgun*