Heathertail: *Walks up to a ramdom kittypet* What's new, kittypet? Woah, woah, woaaaaaaoh!
Kittypet: My Housefolk bought me a collar. :3
Heathertail: KITTYPET! :O
Kittypet: WHERE?! *Looks around*
Heathertail: *Runs away*
Kittypet: Aw. *Forever alone* ._.
Harespring: *Trying to swim on the ground* Look, I'm swimming! :D
Kittypet: WEIRD CAT! AAAAAAAH! *Runs away*
Breezepelt: I'm surrounded by the most idiotic cats.
Harespring: And you're one of them.
Breezepelt: *Walks away*

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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...