I had a huge thing to tell you. I found some dude in the park today. I was reading my book and he just came up like a biatch. He started talking to me. I will tell you the exact convo that happened.
"Hey gurl. You is looking so good today. I just take you home and you know, Netflix and chill?"
"Go away."
"C'mon babe don't be like dis!"
'Oh, its on now biatch!' I thought
"vous et votre bouffonnerie stupide maudire . Garçons idiots ne pourront jamais apprendre à laisser les gens tranquilles ! Je vous ai déjà dit de partir , mais non! Ce serait trop intelligent d'une idée . Parfois, je pense que je devrais simplement abandonner sur les hommes ou les garçons, mais peu importe. Vas te faire encule , vous âne stupide fils de pute ! Rot en enfer , où vous appartenez !"
"What the fuck?"
"Doublé te f yourself sir!" animallover31678
"So about my question from earlier though."
"Tu sais quoi? je pense que tou devrait aller avant que je te botter le cul lys blanc si fort que vous ne serez pas en mesure de siéger pendant des années . vous savez ce que je vais aussi faire? Je vais aussi vous donner un tel grand wedgie que votre testicule droit sera déposée sur le dessus de votre chose pour le reste de votre pause et vous serez dans la douleur jusqu'à ce qu'il descend en place." I said giving him a middle finger, picking up my book, and walking away. I felt like an effin boss walking away. I just wanted to record this in here for you to know.
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Author's Note real quick:
• No I didn't misspell anything. I used dialect
• I felt okay today so i made a chapter that would be funny
That's it for now!!!
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