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A proud new father sits down for a drink with his dad
"Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this"
"Dad- you don't mean.."
"Yes I do," dad pulls out a copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition
"Dad... I'm honored.." He says, tears sparkling in his eyes
"Hi honored," replies his father. "I'm dad".