was squeezed to death by Niall. Horan bear hug.
" Um I need oxygen too you know." I tried to choke through
" Right sorry" Niall finally let go.
" BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH" Louis yelled as he spread his arms out to me.
But instead, of course he hugged Harry. With a twist of butt squeeze.
" Hands Lou ! " Harry laughed it off
" We have a situation" I yelled.
" Get a room" Zayn yelled.
" Do you really wants us to get a room ? Do you really Zayn ? " Louis saissely raised his eye brow.
*Ding Dong*
' Um zayn I thought it was only you guys coming over ?" I asked.
" That's what I thought too !" Liam finally spoke.
I shrugged my shoulders and opened the door.
" Hello Isabella" Ms.Margret said. Ohwwweh naw. Now we really do have a situation.
You know how there is always that creepy neighbour
who's still a single virgin in her late fourties with five cats and just has weird sounds
and screams coming out of her door ? WELL MEET MS.MARGRET.
She basically let herself in.
" Well come in then." I said waving my arm.
" Um fuck" Niall muttered.
Liam gave him the -language-watch-it-or-imma-pinch-yewer-titties-off-nd-sell-dem-in-the-black-market look.
" So um is there um something maybe we could like do for you ?" Zayn stuttered.
Clearly, Ms.M doesn't have many fans.
" Oh yes. Do you have some sugar I can borrow dear ? I really want to bake- OH a butterfly ! " She then chased a , well apparently a butterfly only visible to those who believe in it.
" U MUST BELIEVE TO SEE.". She continued.
" THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN. BOW TO HER " Ms.Margaret yelled while standing on my table.
Actually, shaking the table currently.
" Um .." Is all I could say while the boys stared eyes widened.
" Well about that sugar -" I tried to bring some normality to this
" It's all going to be okay Miss. Just please " Louis interrupted my question as he tried to usher her down.
" SUCK MY DICK " Miss.Margaret shushed Lou's hand away.
" OH NAW HELL SHALL BREAK LOOSE KAY YES ACTUALLY THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT UR
MOM SAID WHEN I DID HER HARD LAST NGITH SHE IS WALKING FUNNY NAW "
Lou Z snapped at her. Not long before this got heated.
" U DID HER HARD HUH ? WITH WHAT ?"
My mouth was literally O shapped right now. Did Lou ? Did she ? Am I ? WHAT ?
" Come her butterfly." She started petting her own finger.
" STOP TICKLING MY PENGUINS BON QUI QUI" Miss.M continued
" You don't know me." She stared us down from head to toe.
And with that the door shut its self out.
Liam's eyes are this close to exploding from how surprised he is.
Zayn is laughing and clearly enjoying this.
" What the ever loving fuck just happened ? " Niall shockly asked
I dropped on the floor. Laughing.
" I .. Have .. Never .. BON QUI QUI. THIS !" I said between breath.
What the ever loving fuck actually did just happen ?
My stomach is actually starting to hurt from all the laughing.
" LOU JUST GOT OWNED" Harry's voice echoed.
" TICKLE HER PENGUINS " Niall joined in
" AND SHE HAS DICK " Zayn was laughing.
" SUCK IT " I could feel the tears streaming down my face (see what I did there?)
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What The Papers Don't Say
Fanfiction*sigh* I'm Isabella Lewington. Yes. I am that girl in that movie. And yes I will sign your poster. But I'm not only known for that. But also for being one direction's best girl friend. I get hate for just hanging out with my buddies. What would I ge...
