Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know
Me: To get to the ugly persons house, knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken
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I love this joke

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Smartass Comebacks
HumorA book of comebacks you can use everyday. This book is no longer being updated sorry. I created it when I was a lot younger.
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Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know
Me: To get to the ugly persons house, knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken
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I love this joke