• I am super derby
• I am super clumsy
• I fell while I was standing straight up and hit the counter in the bathroom
• I laugh at the stupidest things
• I can never have a serious argument with my friends because I always do something to make them laugh
• when someone's throws something at me I automatically block it by hitting or kicking it even though it'll be a pillow or something
• I trip over my own two feet every now and then
• I drop my phone smack on the bridge of my nose occasionally
• I take long in the bathroom because I'm making weird faces in the mirror
• I was stupid enough to grab a super hot pan because it almost fell and my reaction was "oh look a super hot pan lemme just touch this with my BARE HAND" *says in a mocking voice*
• I forgot I've gotten taller so I tried to get in the car like I usually did but that resulted in me hitting my head on the roof of the car
• I've a had a reoccurring dream of me being chased by a goose
• I call my friends and family by their nickname followed by "bird"
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HumorThis book basically just tells you more about myself and the type of person I am and just weird stuff
