luke: OMG CAL
cal: what do you want
luke: I want to make cookies and cuddle.
cal: no leave me alone
luke: what's wrong bby
cal: mind your own beeswax little boi
luke: non merci
cal: why are you speaking french
luke: why don't you turn on your auto capitalization and use proper punctuation?
cal: ):
luke: okay I guess I'll go make cookies and cuddle myself :-((
cal: k
luke: I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST "K "ME
cal: k
luke: I'm beginning to think you don't love me :-(
cal: of course I do you're just annoying me.
luke: why and how
cal: look who isn't using punctuation...
luke: OH MY GOD
cal: what now?
luke: I SPILLED THE MILK
cal: no use crying over spilt milk
luke: why are you so pissy today? I'm actually crying.
cal: you forgot something.
luke: no I didn't!
cal: fuck off yes you did.
cal: I can't believe this
cal: no don't answer or anything
cal: I am not speaking to you for the rest of the day.
cal: why are you even crying over milk you idiot
luke: don't be a lil bitch. I spilled milk everywhere and now I finished cleaning up chill
cal: BC you forgot.
luke: I didn't forget anything
luke: come downstairs
cal: no way leave me alone to die unloved and forgotten
luke: ur such a BABY BABY BABY OHHH
cal: fuk u boi
luke: please come down & wear pajamas
cal: fine.
luke: yay!!!
luke: I hear you walking down the stairs
luke: you are looking at the pillow fort I made and smiling
luke: I think you like it
luke: you're currently hugging me
luke: we are gonna watch Frozen!!
luke: you accepted the anniversary cookies I made!!!
luke: I could never forget the day I started dating the loml <3
cal: get off your phone so we can cuddle and watch Disney movies you dumbass
luke: hurtful :-(
cal: you're MY dumbass.
luke: slightly better but I'll take it!! :-)
cal: you and your fucking smileys
luke: :-)
cal: I'm dating an idiot.
DU LIEST GERADE
texting 5sos
Fanfictioni thought this would be fun to write - and this is only the depiction of what i think their texts look like ((:
