"Calum, take me with you to Australia and teach me how to play on your bass."
"Ash, call me drums and bang me hard."
"Harry, make me your Louis."
"I might not be Luke, and I might not even know how to make Cake but with you Calum I could play blondie."
"Zayn come make our Lux with me."
"Michael, me, you and your hair would give a good salad fruit."
"Louis, I might not be an unicorn, but I wouldn't mind to be ridden by you."
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Typical Fanfictions (Translation)
HumorBasically a parody of some fanfictions. It's just a sattire. We don't hate fanfictions and have nothing against them or the authors. It's just for fun. (I'm a fanfic reader myself.) Just a translation c: (original in Portuguese - https://www.wattpad...
