Typical Fanfictions (Translation)

Childish

Hi babes! Well, I'm reading this fanfic about luke so, but so childish that it's freaking hilarious.

It goes like this:

Today at school there was a new guy.

'Do you wanna be my friend?' - he asked.

'I don't know, let me think about it. I'll tell you next break'.

'Okey'

*during break*

'YEEEES, I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND'

(...)

'You're such a mamma's girl' - said Luke.

I started to feel the tears rolling down my face.

And I ran away from him.

How dare he calling me a mamma's girl? I'm not! And I was always his friend!

(...)

I came home, said hello to my mom and went up to my room.

And I decided to experiment something I've never done before.

(...)

I picked up the razor and I began slicing my skin.

This one's for loving Luke.

This one's for him calling me a mamma's girl.

This one's for me being ugly.

This one's for me being fat.

This one's for Ashton hurting my bbf.

(...)

I called my bff, I needed to vent.

'Claire? I did shit...'

'What's wrong?'

'I-I cut my-myself'

'YOU WHAT? LUKE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT!'

(...)

'You're not gonna do it again, are you?' - Claire asked

'Y-Yes.'

(...)

'Luke I-I like you, like, really like you.'

'I don't, sorry we should take a break, it's for the best.'

I start crying.

(...)

'What's wrong claire?' . I asked her, seeing her cry.

'Ashton said he didn't like me that way!'

'Luke told me the same' - I hugged her and we both cried in each other's arms.

(...)

'I like you, after all!' - said Luke while he hugged me.

It had been a month since our last talk.

'I'm still mad at you!'

'I'm sorry, I will never call you a mamma's girl again! Do you wanna date?'

'I don't know, let me think, I'll tell you during break.'

*break happens*

'So?!'

'YES! I LOVE YOU'

(...)

I'm going on a vacation with my cousin. I've always liked him, and he has always liked me.

(...)

'Hey' - he kissed me in the mouth.

'I have a boyfriend, and I love him! - I laughed.

'But he'll never know...'

(...)

I'm now saying goodbye to my cousin.

'Goodbye...' - I whispered.

'Bye...' - he kissed me.

(Actually she wrote Bay but ok)

(...)

'You didn't cheat on me, right?' - Luke asked.

'Of course not, you're the only one I love' - we kiss.

I've only read this far...

What do you think? xD