Okay dammit, what's with this weird ass music? Well, Mr. Falkner, your name is bosser than Violet City, but I am Wade! I am going to clip your flying-type-ass wings! "You have to do better than that if you want to beat me!" Falkner the snob leader says. "Hell, I already own your ass!" I say as I utterly pwn his Pidgey. Then he sent out something... Just stupid. A Pidgeotto? Really? I have a goddamn Mareep! With Thundershock! YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND I'M A LAWNMOWER!
That was easier than slipping on a greased banana! I just thundershocked each one once! How easy is tha... Why the hell are there ruins here?
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Deadpool: Gotta Kill 'Em All!
HumorWell, I'm Wade Ketchum! Sadly, I'm in Johto, not Kanto... Just deal with it. I bring out the worst in everyone, just to bring out the best in my Pokebros (I call them that. Shut your face hole before I stab the crap out of it). I might MIGHT get jig...
