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*New Message from BlueBJosh*

Josh: hey potato

Tyler: wat

Josh: guess what

Tyler: youre horny?

Josh: really

Tyler: its only been five days, its totally possible for you to be horny again

Josh: for your information I am not horny

Tyler: that's good.

Tyler: very good

Josh: -_-

Tyler: wHaT

Josh: i have a question for you

Tyler: oh god

Josh: do you like cats

Tyler: ...

Tyler: what even

Josh: do you like cats

Tyler: yeah i guess why

Josh: because i like cats

Tyler: ... is that it

Josh: yes

Tyler: woowww

Josh: what

Tyler: you messaged me just to ask if i like cats

Josh: yes what's wrong with that

Tyler: nothing nothing

Josh: okay then lets talk about something 'important' then

Tyler: like what

Josh: dicks.

Tyler: JoShUa

Josh: ThEyRe ImPoRtAnT

Tyler: bUT I JUST

Tyler: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN

Josh: bECAUSE IM GAY AND LONELY

Tyler: THAT IS QUITE APPARENT

Josh: thank you v much

Tyler: god joshua

Josh: are you sure you're not gay

Tyler: no

Tyler: i meAN YES

Tyler: AUTOCORRECT

Josh: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tyler: MOTHERFUCKER

Josh: oooo mah bby uses dirty language

Tyler: I AM NOT YOU BABY

Josh: yes you are

Josh: youre my son

Josh: i adopted you right now

Tyler: YOU CANT BE MY DADDY

Josh: ooooOOOOOOOO SOMEBODY HAS A DADDY KINK

Tyler: THAT CAME OUT WRONG

Josh: SAYS YOU LMAO

*tyguy has left the conversation*

*BlueBJosh has added tyguy to the conversation*

*tyguy has left the conversation*

*BlueBJosh has added tyguy to the conversation*

Josh: IM RIGHT ADMIT IT

Tyler: NO YOU ARENT

Josh: cAn I pLeAsE

Tyler: NO

*tyguy has left the conversation*

Josh: NO

Josh: MY SON

Josh: COME BACK

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