Attack On Titan~ One Shots :p

I just had sex?

Eren jeager updated his statues:

🎧I just had sex!!!! And it felt so good!🎧 <--- maybe this song happened 😏maybe it didn't 😆

Captain Levi liked this status 👍🏻

Hanji Zoe: it's been half an hour since you posted this....and it's creeping me out that Levi is the only person who has liked this 😕😕 don't tell me your secretly a Titan lover too Levi 😎

Hanji Zoe: 1 hour now guys?.....seriously you guys usually get loads of likes and comments?

Mikasa Ackerman: don't tell me all that noise in erens room was......😶😶😶😷

Armin alert: Mikasa at least you aren't in the room next to him 😑😑

Connie springer: hey guys.....! And congrats eren! That's if it did happen and why is everyone assuming he slept with the captain? I haven't seen sasha since this morning....

Annie leonhardt: she's been with me all day😁😯 eren are you gay?

Mikasa Ackerman: no.... He's not gay?

Hanji Zoe: guys that isn't the sort of question you ask someone on a status.....😅

Mikasa Ackerman: NO! It's okay because Eren isn't gay!

Hanji Zoe: Mikasa please stay calm! Maybe he isn't but can you not be bitchy on these comments.... 😒

Annie leonhardt: Hanji that wasn't appropriate.....

Connie springer:..... Please don't argue, this is like the first comment I have put on my new Facebook account 😕

Hanji Zoe: IM NOT GETTING BITCHY! I'm just saying it's not appropriate to say something like that on a Facebook status...? 😓

Mikasa Ackerman: AND IM JUST SAYING IT DIESNT FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE EREN ISNT GAY!

Captain Levi: how the fuck would you know? 😑SERIOUSLY MIKASA SOMETIMES YOU ARE WAY TO OVERPROTECTIVE ABOUT EREN! Are you pissed off because he's just lost his Virginaty? Seriously take a chill pill.....

Mikasa Ackerman: ......what the actual fuck

Hanji Zoe: agreed! Levi you need to sort her out..

Mikasa Ackerman: oh my god! Next time I see you Hanji!!

Eren jeager: I'm gay! Levi took my Virginaty! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

AGH this is shit! I'll do a better one tomorrow! Just put up with this one tonight guys 😂😂😂