Girlfriend: Awwww I miss you too.
Boyfriend: Dont think I'm weird but I'm sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom.
Girlfriend: WHAT!!??
Boyfriend: Yeah. It smells like you and makes me feel better when you're not here.
Girlfriend: If you're trying to be cute or funny it is working.
Boyfriend: Ohhhhhhhhhhh myyyyy Goddddd...!!!
Boyfriend: ****SHIRT
Boyfriend: Not shit but Shirt...I'm going to kill myself.
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Funny Text Messages
RastgeleThis is a collection of funny and crazy text message. Most of them are one's that I found amusing and some of them are my own creation. So please do not reproduce this or copy this without my permission. Thankyou:) © All rights reserved
