Tony-
Tony: asdflbeudbdbkendjcbdb
You: Um Tony?
Tony: U sesy
You: How much did you drink?
Tony: I no suppose 2 gr drunk shhhhhhh dont tel Y/N
You: -.-
Steve-
You: I wuuuuuvvvvvv chuuuu
Steve: Y/N are you okay?
You: amaaaaaaszinnbbgggg
Steve: Okay honey I'm on my way to pick you up just wait 5 minutes.
You: mkay
Bruce-
You: Bill Nye the science guy!
Bruce: Babe?
You: Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bruce: Were you drinking?
You: Science rules
Bruce: I'll take that as a yes then. I'll come pick you up in a bit.
You: Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bruce: Never mind I'm on my way round that now.
Thor-
Thor: MY LOVLY LADEY U AR SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
You: Thank you.
Thor: DOTN TEL LADY Y/N
Thor: THT I LIV HER I WNT TO TEL HR!!!!
Thor: SHHHHHHH
You: Are you with the guys?
Thor: YES!
You: That explains a lot.
You: I love you be careful.
Thor: YU XAN NOT LOCE ME! Y/N DOES!!!!!
Natasha-
You: I wuv chi Nattty!
Natasha: Do you mean I love you?
You: Yes that!
Natasha: Are you high?!
You: Nuuuuu!
Natasha: Drunk?
You: Shhhhh don't tell Nat.
Natasha: I'm going to kill Stark for letting you drink.
Natasha: I'm on my way to get you.
You: I luv chu
Natasha: I love you too.
Clint-
Clint: Kaw! Kaw!
You: What are you doing?
Clint: Im a birdy!
Clint: I lost my bowwww!!!!
You: Easy there Katnis.
You: Where are you?
Clint: Bedroom.
You: I'm coming up.
Loki-
You: Yo mewling quim! Bow don and fer me I am Loki of Assgard!
Loki: Are you mocking me darling?
You: I am Loki fester me!
Loki: Darling how much did you drink?
You: .....
You: ....
You: .........alot
Loki: Thought so.
Bucky-
Bucky: Who ER u?!?!?!?!!!???
You: Bucky?
Bucky: Who's dat?!?!?!?!
You: You.
Bucky: Whos u????!!?!???
You: You. Your you and I'm me:
Bucky: who's neh?
Bucky: Me*
You: Just forget it your Bucky and I'm Y/N
Pietro-
Pietro: Whre r uuuuuu?????!!!!
You: In bed where you should be.
Pietro: Be ther in a flash ;) I b so quick u dont know wht hapen
You: Dear god.
Wanda-
You: Never let go Jack!!!!!
Wanda: Are you referencing Titanic?
You: Let's play titanic you be the iceberg and I go down ;) ;)
Wanda: You hang out with my brother too much.
You: Love meeeeeeee
Wanda: I doooooooooooo
Wanda: Now where are you???
You: In our tub.
Wanda: I'll be there asap!
You: Yay we play Titanic! :D
Wanda: No
You: Yes
Wanda: No
You: Yesh
Wanda: Yes
You: YES!
Wanda- Damn it
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Avengers Preferences +One-Shots
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