Aʀɴᴏʟᴅ's Hᴀᴛ x')

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Helga

I need that cute, stupid, football head's hat! Oh....Did I just say that out loud?

Miriam

Helga? The door's locked, honey, what are you doing in there?

Helga

Nothing.

Miriam

Oh... okay.

Helga

All I wanted was the hat... and world domination, but for right now, just the hat. Is that too much to ask?

Gerald

Arnold! Hey Arnold! The Jolly Olly man's gone insane! He's passing out free ice-cream! Come on down!

Arnold

No! I'm not coming down without my hat! Ever! For the rest of my life!

Gerald

Okay. More ice-cream for me.

Helga

Out of my way, Fat Boy!

Helga

Did you happen to see a collection of seemingly useless junk randomly arranged behind a curtain in my closet for no apparent reason?

Miriam

Ah huh, dear. I threw it all out.

Helga

WHAT!?

Marty

Woo! Arnold! Man! Did anybody ever tell you you look like some kind of bronzed Greek god these days?

Helga

Ewwwww who said you could touch Me!

Helga

Are you trying to make me sick or something?

Helga

I will never wash these clothes again. (Splattt!) Yuck!

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