Helga
I need that cute, stupid, football head's hat! Oh....Did I just say that out loud?
Miriam
Helga? The door's locked, honey, what are you doing in there?
Helga
Nothing.
Miriam
Oh... okay.
Helga
All I wanted was the hat... and world domination, but for right now, just the hat. Is that too much to ask?
Gerald
Arnold! Hey Arnold! The Jolly Olly man's gone insane! He's passing out free ice-cream! Come on down!
Arnold
No! I'm not coming down without my hat! Ever! For the rest of my life!
Gerald
Okay. More ice-cream for me.
Helga
Out of my way, Fat Boy!
Helga
Did you happen to see a collection of seemingly useless junk randomly arranged behind a curtain in my closet for no apparent reason?
Miriam
Ah huh, dear. I threw it all out.
Helga
WHAT!?
Marty
Woo! Arnold! Man! Did anybody ever tell you you look like some kind of bronzed Greek god these days?
Helga
Ewwwww who said you could touch Me!
Helga
Are you trying to make me sick or something?
Helga
I will never wash these clothes again. (Splattt!) Yuck!
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Random♦ Extremely Funny Quotes (if you're a Hey Arnold fan, you'll understand) ;) read at your own risk! ♦