Hewwo Lucas! I hacked yew Dun hurt Lucas he's my bish. Grr. I will hunt yew down and rip your balls off and shove them so far up your ass you'll choke on them. Just so yew know what will happen if yew hurt him!
Anyways, Lucas here is still a little baby and needs loving and care, if you love him (AHEMMHEMRILYCOUGHCOUGHRILEY) dun hurt him, and cuddle him. Don't let him run with scissors, and his nap time is at 2:00 pm. He likes giving blowjobs rawrrrrrrrcx
Just so yew know. He like bdsm, and he'll call yew cupcake or something like dat. Take care of little Lucas for me
-Love, Theo
