"Whenever I meet people in public I ask them to buy me a potato."
"Why is that necessary?"
"I AM THE LORD OF THE POTATOES."
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"Whenever I meet people in public I ask them to buy me a potato."
"Why is that necessary?"
"I AM THE LORD OF THE POTATOES."