My age?Let me tell you,Not!

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by ShadowOfTheFoxdemon

by ShadowOfTheFoxdemon

Rp:(Sits on the sofa.)Wow I can't believe I survive...

Haru:(Sits too.)Be thankful I didn't murder you...(Glares.)

Rp:(Shudders.)

Haru:Now ask the question slave!

Rp:I TOLD YOU!!!CALL ME BY MY NAME!!!

Haru:Wait!I didn't get your name?!?

Rp:Good point,my name is-(BANG!!!)WHAT THE FU-(Gets hit by Haru.)

Haru:Nobody swears but me,got that?

Rp:(Nods.)Now about my name...

Haru:Oh!yeah!go on!

Rp:It's James...

Haru:Well James...WHATS THE FUCKING QUESTION?!?

James:Okay,okay!what's is you REAL age?

Haru:You don't have to say REAL loud you know...

James:Yeah,I know but if I didn't your just going to say some thing cra-(Gets hit again.)

Haru:Idiot,I told you I'm the only one who can swears...

James:Whatever now answer the question!

Haru:Oh!yeah!My age?Let me tell you,Not!

James:(Facepalmed.)Your really stubborn...

Haru:Tch,I'm the brat of all brats!

James:Are you gonna answer the question or not?

Haru:Fine...I'm 100 years old!

James:YOU IDIOT!!!I TOLD YOU TO SAY YOUR REAL AGE!!!(Gets hit again.)

Haru:Don't talk to me like that peasant!

James:Fine...how about you tell them your birthday?

Haru:If I tell the year, they will guess my age dumbass...

James:Then make a game!

Haru:Nope!not gonna happen...(Walks out the room while James trailing behind me while trying to convince me to say my age.)

Narrator:In the end nobody got a chance to know what Haru's age is...(Sights.)

Haru:(Pops out of nowhere.)Ne~Narrator-kun care to join me and my friends for some cup of tea?

Narrator:Count me in!(Leaves with Haru.)