Born To Rule

Do Tha Bunny Hop

I told my mama about our broadcasting idea and she was all for it but she was scared that my daddy would find out about it. You know my daddy was strong on his beliefs and he believed that woman should always be submissive to their husbands and shit.

She hoped that he wouldn't find out but It wasn't that likely because my daddy went to work at 10:00 to midnight working with construction and he was tired when he came home. So I had a feeling he would never find out.

My mama did mention that it was a brilliant idea, but she was skeptical on how the show would go. I wasn't tripping because I knew my girls had some intelligent and creative minds. It was at least 25 of us! C'mon now!

Most of the evening and daily shows were all dominated by men and the news were all male reporters. Women were hardly on local broadcasting and the state blocked female tv shows and talk shows. So no Wendy Williams or The Talk or The View.

I hottest show right now locally was When Women Obey talk show hosted by this young dude named Jepson Ackles.

He degraded women so badly and taught men how to control them. All the men and guys watched it and they would force their wives and daughters to watch it to keep them in check. Even though Jepson degraded women, he was a good show host and I wanted our show to be better than his shit but I knew that would take a lot of hard work.

All the women and girls had a crush on him and plus his hot co-star, Luke Harding was gorgeous too. Luke was a brown haired babe that wore glasses and Honda went crazy for that dude. Dem white boys were good looking though......

I am not gonna stunt and say that I don't watch it to listen to their bullshit and to stare at both of them. I didn't know how their controlling views on women were popular around here, but it was. I was basically watching it to get some ideas on ours.

I wanted to bring comedy into people's homes because the shows now were all serious and not that joyable for females to watch.

My brothers Donny and Quentin came down the stairs snacking on my candy! Donny was 15 and he always thought that he was grown. They loved wearing their hair wild and crazy because they could. Quentin was 13 and always did whatever Donny did. Him and Quentin were both bad at their alternative school and they stayed into trouble because they never listened to mama because they didn't have too. They really only listened to daddy and he was barely around to know what was going on!

My daddy still thinks that they go to this nice public school and is making good grades. "Yo candy is good, Queen." Donny smacked and smacked in my face to just irritate me and I knew they were not going to get in trouble by it. "I didn't want it anyways."

"Damn what's wrong with you?" Donny asked.

"Well for one thing y'all never clean your room and mama has to clean it all the time!! Don't you think she gets tired of it?!?" "Whatever." Donny signed. "If mama dies today...I wonder who will take care of y'all because daddy is always working all the time!" "Don't wish that upon mama!" Quentin spoke up. "It can happen. We live in a vulnerable world where anything can happen. I can die tomorrow and mama can die tomorrow. That's why you treat women with respect. Mama had to birth both of you and she's the one who brought y'all in this world. Daddy didn't."

Quentin started crying and I'm glad I got through to him. "Bro stop crying! Queen always trying to do those mind games on us!" Mama came in or see what was wrong. "Donny, what did you do to your brother?!" "We're sorry mama." Quentin and Donny gave my mama a big hug.

My time to bounce!

I called Rema and Sweet Tea to meet me on the street corner so we could find a location on the show. I went outside and started walking to the park to meet up with them.