internet relationship || joshler (completed)

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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?
Me: 19, male, Columbus
Stranger: dude sick
Me: whats sick about it?
Stranger: cause same
Me: ??????
Stranger: im also 19, im male, and i live in Columbus. why was that so hard for you ????
Me: well sorry im not a scientist
Stranger: you dont need to be a fucking scientist to understand internet slang dumbass
Me: and you dont have to be a douche to someone you just met
Stranger: its not like were even gonna be talking after about two more minutes
Me: well maybe we can ;;;))))
Stranger: that face scares me
Me: i know something else that will scare you....
Stranger: ??
Me: you got kik? ;;;;)))))))))))))
Stranger: do that face again and ill lie and say no!!!!
Me: :(

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this story is gonna fucking suck