mom: i think our son is a hobbit. he is eating a third breakfast. i think we should rename him dildo baggins
mom: NO!!! BILBO BILBO BILBO!!!!! NOT DILDO!!!!
mom: i should've went with Frodo
dad: thats awesome
mom: no, not awesome, horrifying
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funny texts and text bloopers
Humorthis text blooper book is going to have some dirty minded humor
