son: hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?
dad: there is no such thing as ghosts
son: but our maid said there's ghosts...
dad: PACK YOUR BAGS!!! MEET ME OUT IN THE CAR NOW!!!!
son: why?
dad:WE DON'T HAVE A MAID!!!!!!!
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funny texts and text bloopers
Humorthis text blooper book is going to have some dirty minded humor
