Yes this part is about a crab. It all started when I was in Mexico with my dads side of the family. We were at our hotel and stuff, we walked out into the hallway and there it was. A. Fucking. Crab. I screamed and everyone came out to look. (I was like 5 ok.) They all took pictures and videos and stuff. It was a bit weird to me and all because I thought it was really scary. Thats not all. This fucking crab had the nerves to start to walk near me. I kick the crab across the room. I also ran into the hotel room and slammed the door, my family thought it was hilarious.
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