My friend gave me this idea and I thought is was funny.
Friend: "So..do you believe in Santa?"
Me:"Nope! why? Do you?"
Friend: "Okay good! Then I dare you to go sit on Santa's lap.."
Friend looks over at Santa, who was in the mall in a big red chair
Me: "No."
Friend: "Why?! I'll pay you!"
Me: "How much?..."
Friend: "50 bucks"
Me: "Okay, only for 50 bucks though."
Starts to walk over there, but friend stops her.
Friend: "You have to act like you really believe in him."
Me: "Oh God...really?!?"
Friend:"Yes"
Me:"fine"
Walked in line and waits.
Santa:"Hello! Come here" Santa pats his lap. Me goes over and sits while trying not to grimace.
Me:"Oh Santa! It's you. I want toys. Lots and lots of toys!!!!! SO MANY TOYS AND I LOVE YOU!!! THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY HOUSE ON CHRISTMAS EVERY YEAR!!!"
Keeps going. Once done Me walks to cracking up friend.
Me"I hate you...."
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