Here's a funny one I heard the other day:
" Girls used to call me ugly...until they found out how much money I made. Then they called me ugly and poor!"
That quote is funny but isn't meant to be taken seriously! I'm sorry if this quote offended anyone!
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The Big Book Of Quotes
RandomI decided to write a book filled with funny, helpful, and inspirational quotes that will help you get through the day! I did not come up with these quotes and I do not "own" them in any way, shape, or form! Enjoy!