Jokes

103.

Little Johnny was always being teased by the neighbour hood kids p about being dumb.
Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny a nickel and a dime. Johnny always chooses the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbour takes him aside and says "Johnny, those boys are are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more even though the nickel is bigger?"
Johnny grins and says "well, if I stopped taking the nickel and took the dime they would stop doing it. And besides, I've earned $20.