Ahhhhh almost 2016, let's see how much fucked up shit this new year will bring.
Anyways let's talk about New Year's Resolution. You know you do them, and you know you don't stay committed to them lmao.
It's like when someone's new year's resolution is to start a healthy diet and one week into the new year you're curled up in your bed, rocking yourself back and forth, looking at your refrigerator saying
"I NEED YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" Aaaaaaaand you eat a piece of cake after that.
Oh boy...
One new year's resolution I had is to be nicer to people, it's been my new year's revolution since I was 10. But look at me, I'm still a really fucking mean piece of shit who can't get her shit together....................bitch
It's just so hard! Like I want to do them but I know that it's a waste of my time, name one person you know who has really stayed committed to their new years resolution........
Person: Hey I know on-
Shut the fuck up nobody was talking to you
But yeah, and if you do stay committed then that's great! Fantastic actually! You really just want to be the best you you want to be. I applaud you
*claps* But for the rest of us, it's just impossible.
Lmao the year I stay committed to my new year's resolution is the year where Candy will lose her innocence. CANDY IT'S TIME YOU JOIN US *^*
AAAAAAAAAAND that's that lol.
