Poor Baby

you've found me

(Tyler)

My alarm went off and I got up and clicked snooze I the out my suit on and then my regular out fit over it and then I put my mask on and made it invisible. I then walked out of my apartment and walked to schools cause I live close to it and as I was walked in I saw black widow and iron man and I walked the other way I put my stuff in my lockers and laid low. Then Bruce came in and looked around and saw me and smirked and mouth 'found you' and I straightened up

"I'm your substitute teacher Bruce banner" he said and he got his phone and texted someone

"Tyler can stand outside" I got up and walked out the door and ran to the boys bathroom and changed I walked back out and I was in my suit and I turned my mask on. Then I walked to the classroom and knocked and drew opened the door

"Nightwalker " he said

"in the flesh" I said walking on and everybody stared at me all the guys stared at my ass and the girls looked at me in envy. Then the rest of the avengers came

"Class I'm about to teach how to fight the avengers my way" and then Bruce turned into the hulk and Wade appeared and took me out side and gave me a gun and he disappeared and then the hulk jumped in front of me.

He then ran up to me and I tried to kick him and it didn't work I tried punching still didn't work. So I kicked him in the balls and he fell down. And then black widow cane

"Round 2,the" I said and she huffed. She ran to me and I jumped up and kicked her in the back and she fell and the hawkeye came

"Two on one seems hardly fair for you" and then Hawkeye shot an arrow at me and I dodged but it hit black widow and she blacked out and I ran to him dodge every arrow that comes at me then I kicked him and he fell back and I got on of his arrows and jabbed in his chest and he blacked out. And now there the stream of blue light passes me. And then a guy stood in front off me and I kissed him and he fell down knock out lipstick it works every time and Tony appeared and he looked around.

"Wow your better Than I thought" and then a girl came up and saw the silver hair guy and she stared at me and her eyes turned red an the rocks started to attack me and I got the gun and shot her in her stomach and she fell down.

"Stunt gun", I said an Captain America came and I shot him an he fell down

"Now plz tell me why are you here", I said pointing the gun at him

"Well I want to recruit you to join the avengers", he said I was astonished

"You do know I'm a villian/hero so don't be surprised if I work with Loki or something", I said

"So is that a yes", he asked

" yes", i said and he looked happy

"Ok so we need to get you to the stark tower to run analysis on your powers", he said and he grabbed me and we flew to his tower when we got there a huge, muscular sexy guy came up to us"Who is this child", he asked

"One I'm the nightwalker and two would a child do this" ,I said ad I kissed him and grabbed his ball and winked at him and he blushed

"Ok then let's go" ,Tony said and we walked to his lab.

"Jarvis run a body scan on him plz" ,Tony said

"Already did sir he seem to have multiple weapons on him and he bones seen to be flexible"J,Jarvis said

"Ok I'm going to take a blood sample" he the grabbed my hand and took some of my blood. and he then put it in something and it started to scan it

"His blood indicates that he has several powers he has weapons adaption. Combat adaption. Flexibility. Speed. Reflexes. Sight. Hearing. And seductive powers" and Tony was amazed

"So he has the power to seduce people" ,Tony said

"Yes sir" ,Jarvis said and tgen the rest of the avengers came in and Bruce was holding his balls looks like he won't be having children any time soon. They looked at me and then at tony and then back at me.

"How did you get him here" ,Clint said. I knew who they were cause I went through there files and stuff.

"I asked " he said and they were shocked

"But never mind that nightwalker. Has some amazing powers " Tony said

"So" ,black widow said

"He had weapons adaption. Combat adaption. Flexibility. Speed. Reflexes. Sight. Hearing. And seductive powers" every one was literally shocked

"So I'd I were to do this" black widow said about to punch me but I dodge it and punch her and I smiled

"Ok I get it so he is apart if the avengers" Steve said

"Yes" ,Tony said

"But what does he look like" and I then took off my mask and they stared at me like I was some kind of God then wade appeared

"Are you him dating or something thing" ?Bruce said

"No we are best friends but sometimes we have sex but were still best friends he taught me every thing I know " I said and Wade was laughing at everybody's faces.

"So your single" Bruce asked and I nodded

" how your like to the most seductive person " he said

"I don't date I have sex " I said

"Ok then" ,Pietro said

"So were going to need your full name"Toby said

" Tyler night bland " I said

"Wait aren't you Charles bland son"T,only asked and I nodded

"What happened to him" ,he asked

"he died in a fire along with my mother" and I went silent

"But it was three years ago so I really don't care"I, said

" you are so cold blooded " black widow said

"I know" ,I said laughing