Yugioh The Abriged Fanfic

chapter:1 super special awsome day

Mikes prov

Aaah wat a beautiful day hope nuthing crazy happens that pisses me of. I walk in the school the hallway filled with teenages that are either older or younger than me. As i walk to my classroom i go through my maths textbook ,because we have a big maths exam today. I walk in the classroom and who do i see playin a childrens card game yugi and joey. How the hell are we in the same grade if they play childrens card games all day. "Hey joey earth to joey. Its your move." Said yugi. "Sorry yug its hard to cocentrate with dis brooklyn axcent." Said joey. "Why do you need to cocentrate so hard its a friggen childrens card game and when i say childrens card game i mean children have figured out how to play this game. Anyway arent u supposed to be studying for the maths exam." I said. "First of all dis isnt a childrens card game second of all im practically learnin maths by playing dis game." Said joey. "Hey give him a break mike he must have studied all night last night." Said taya. "Nhye. Yeah all night i took all my duel monsters cards that had da largest attack points and added them to my deck." Said the dumass formally none as joey. "And now ill show ya all what my card game studyin has taught me now i summon my monster with 500 attack points hehe. Youll never find a monster stronger than that yug!" Said joey. "I dont think so joe i summon my dragon." Said yugi. "Hehe told ya so 500 is more dan 1500 sooo 500-1500 is 2000 so i guess u lose yug." Aaah joeys such an idiot. "Aaaaa sorry joey but you actually lose a thousand life points. Said yugi. "And u lost because if u had studied in the third grade u would now that 1500 is bigger than 500 and you lose 1000 life points. I said.

"Wow u really stink at dis game dude. Said trystan. "Its not that joey stinks its just that my grandpa owns a game shop so i get all the best cards. Said yugi. "Nah i still say joeys a complete and utter retard. Anyway why dont we study. I mean come on even kaiba is studying." I said. "Look again genuis." Said joey. I walked a little closer and saw the title "THE ORIGINS OF DUEL MONSTERS BY MAXMILLION PEGASIS." "Son of a..." I said. "So anyway yug wat cards does ya gramps have." Said joey. "He got lots of cards like dark magicians, black luster soldiers etc... he also has this super special chocoletey fudge mega ultimate sexy hot super rare awsome card." Said yugi. "Well wat are we waitin for lets go." Said joey. "What about the exam." I said and they already left didnt they.

Kaibas pro

Hmm wat if this super special chocolatey fudge mega ultimate sexy hot super rare card is the card im lookin for. Theres probibly a ten percent chance im right but maybe ill be right i mean i did win the lottory once and theres like a five percent chance of winning that. Well in all fairness it was a lottory at mac donalds andthe winner only got a big mac for free.

Ahh screw it im going. Im walkin while following yugi and them this really looks like im stalking someone. Alright that building that yugis walking into that has a board thats says game shop must be it... "Hey u are u stalking someone." Said a cop while stopping. "Of caise not i just sneaked out of school to follow a girl..." "You know u just confested that you sneaked out of school and you lnow following a girl without her knowing it is stalking." She interrupt me. "U didnt let me finish... shut up u perve im taking ya to jail and calling your parents whats your farther number. "Do you know who i am i am seto kaiba the richest man the world and i my real parents died and i killed my step farther when i took over kaiba corp, but not by murder he just sorta got a heart attack when i took over when i was 10 or 13." I said. "Yeah yeah yeah thats what they all say."

Mikes prov

I cant believe those guys just left luckily i finished the exam fast. Hey isnt that kaiba being dragged by a police officer. "I didnt do nutn ya fool ya fool." Said kaiba in a killer bee axcent. I walked in the gameshop and saw yugi trystan tya and joey standing by the counter. "Hey guys soo did you see da card." I asked. "Nah we were waitin for you." Said joey. "Really." I asked. "Nah yugis grndpa took an our takin a dump so we already asked before you came but he didnt cum back yet." Said joey. "Why hello yugi what brings you home so early from school." Said yugis grandpa as he walked in. "Grandpa i just told a few minutes ago." Yugi said. "Oh. Why hello yugi what brings you home so early from school." Said yugis probbibly senile grandpa.

"Just show us the damn card." Said yugi. "You mean my super special... yeah that one." Yugi interrupted his grandpa. "Ok here but dont touch a friend gave it to me because i let him win in duel monsters card game giving him the rest of the water because a pyramed caved in on us so this is very special to me the blue eyes white dragon. Just then kaiba walks in and trystan takes the card a looks at it and says. "This doesnt look so important." Yugis grandpa grabs it back and says. "F@*@&#&## you b!#@@# when i say dont touch i mean it." "Hey old man i wanna trade." Said joey. "No u dumass ill only trade it to u for 4quadrillion dollers." Said yugis grampa. "No i want other cards... sorry wheeler but ill trade with him first and ill give u all of these cards for that blue eyes white dragon." Kaiba says while opening a suite case with atleast more than 10000 cards in it. Yugis grandpa replies. "Are u kidding me i got 50 copies of these cards in this case. Get out or give me 5quadrillion dollars for the cards b!@#$!" "I swear on both my dad and step dads grave i will get that card." Said kaiba and he walked out.