Aries : " wow, wait guys. I'm not feeling well. *dies of feeling badness
Taurus : " Yasssssssssssssssssss freaky bro, what a trip! I see Michelle Obamas face in those bushes."
Gemini : " Wait, do we have anymore of these? *runs a runs like a wild animal*
Cancer : "WHO ARE YOU, WHAT AM I, WHAT YEAR IS THIS."
Leo : "I wonder if I can make a house out of pizza. "
Virgo : "I NEED TO PEE, PEE ON THOSE TREES. "
Libra : "Do you guys think if I shaved my head an eagle would get confused and mistake me for their maker."
Scorpio : " I think I should be an ultimate Scorpion rider! They would call me Scorpio The Scorpion . I am gonna be rich!"
Sagittarius : "Are you sure Aquarius ate those mushrooms? I feel like cutting a tree crab. What's a tree crab? "
Capricorn : " If I was on a beach without a bikini bottom on, do you think it's acceptable to call me Sandy ?"
Aquarius : "I FEEL SO ALIVE! DO YOU GUYS FEEL ALIVE? * transforms into a dog *
Pisces : "Do you see my legs, feel my legs, they are so soft! Omg, I have what it takes to be America's super model! "
Into the woods.
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